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10 Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Manly Men

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Shopping for an outdoor adventurer is like shopping for 50 half-crazed and fanatical monkeys. Adventurers like shiny things, but they also like camouflage. They like any useful item — unless it’s heavy. No adventurer wants to go backpacking and lug around a 12-pound tent. Warm clothing is great as long as it has the appropriate wicking properties, is light, possibly camo, fits, and travels well. Plus, each adventurer has a specialized diet. In my case it usually consists of possibly poisonous berries, fruit I can grab off trees while running from wild angry cows, and my old standby: soggy sandwiches. The good news is that many tools an adventurer wants — ahem, needs — fit inside socks.

Can’t-Go-Wrong Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Manly Men

1. Fire Starter

fire starter stocking stuffer manly men
Because making fire from sparks is as manly as a guy can get.

Personally, I really enjoy the many soul-crushing and fruitless attempts required to start a fire from soaking wet tinder while rubbing two sticks together. I attribute most of my extraordinary character traits to this task. After all, only the true professional outdoorsman has had their eyebrows singed off from the desperate flames created from the last drink of 151. However, if you are looking for a good tool for the forgetful — or youthful explorer — slip a fire starter tool into his stocking. They are compact and easy to snap onto go bags for quick adventures. There are many types, and most work well, but we particularly like the dirt-simple and effective eGear Survival Essentials Magnesium Fire Starter. And magnesium? It burns hot. Really hot. Second choice? A Light My Fire Swedish FireSteel Starter.

2. Can Opener

p-51 stocking stuffer gift idea
Because no man should dull his knife hacking into a can of baked beans.

The most difficult issue with bringing normal can openers along on expeditions isn’t the size or weight of the can opener, it’s the generator needed to plug it in. They just don’t make generators that are easy to pack around. A great lightweight alternative is the 2 Pack Survival Kit Can Opener, Military, P-51 Model. The old-school P-51 can openers are small, easy to use, interestingly mechanical, and again, attach to bags or shoelaces. Meanwhile, everyone knows that a can of baked beans tastes way better when it’s cooked and eaten anywhere outside. Surprisingly handy. (And a buddy just borrowed one for baked beans on the night before a hike up Mt. Saint Helens. Seriously.)

3. Paracord

paracord manly gift idea
Because it’s rope. Men like rope.

When you are an expert at falling, tripping, crashing, and free falling — like myself — paracord is an excellent tool for sewing up clothing, lassoing trees when stuck in mud up to your knees, and dragging up to 550 lbs of kids or animals out of the wilderness. Paracord is eternally handy: Paracord Planet Mil-Spec Commercial Grade 550lb Type III Nylon Paracord.

4. Kick-Ass Clothes

military combat shirt stocking stuffer
Because even a guy who isn’t in the military can appreciate a versatile adventure shirt.

Micro-adventuring is a great way to practice for epic adventures and to hone skills; however, often you don’t really need as much equipment for a micro as you do with an epic. Having a go-to micro shirt like the Military Combat Shirt in Solid and Camouflage Colors allows you to stow small amounts of gear in a solid, almost tear-proof shirt (and it doesn’t rip that easily either). I like mine for extra shotgun shells on quick duck hunts and for holding a small fishing box when hitting the creek on the way home. Second choice? Camo underwear like the Under Armour Camo Boxerjock Boxer Briefs in Mossy Oak. Sure, no one is going to see it, but a man knows it’s there.

5. Multi-Tools

folding shovel gift idea men
Because tools that fold are better than those that don’t.

The best multi-tool out there by far is a rock. I have used a rock as a hammer, tent peg, shovel, weapon, knife, weight, and as a shelter; however, finding the perfect rock to fit all those scenarios at once is tough. The Gerber E-Tool Folding Spade with Serrated Blade is an excellent alternative to a rock and looks much better poking out the top of a stocking. Second choice? A multi-tool knife system like the all-around excellent Leatherman Sidekick Multi-Tool.

6. ZZZZ

inflatable sleeping pad gift idea
Because sleeping well makes everyone much happier.

I have a well-documented ability to sleep sitting up, on the ground, through thunder storms, and once during an apparent Sasquatch attack, which I can’t personally verify because I was sleeping. My fellow hunters often complain about some incredibly loud and annoying person snoring. I explain to them that it can’t possibly be me because I never hear what they are describing and sleep soundly. If I were anywhere near someone snoring, it stands to reason I would hear it. If you know someone who has a hard time sleeping out and about, I suggest the Klymit Static V2 Sleeping Pad, which is cushy enough for camping and light enough for backpacking — but if you have a princess-and-the-pea sort of sleeper, better check out our best sleeping pad guide. Oh, and pick up some earplugs for everyone else, too.

7. First Aid Kits

first aid kit gift for men idea
Because guys fall down and wild animals attack.

My first aid generally amounts to me tying a leaf to the wound with a piece of paracord or slapping some duct tap over a gash; however, all the experts (anyone who goes outside) keep telling me that some sort of first aid equipment should be brought along on adventures. The Adventure Medical Kits Sportsman Grizzly Kit is light but packed with core medical gear for all sorts of trouble, ranging from fish hook removal to stopping severe bleeding. Oh, and if it seems like too much, remember this: If your buddy passes out from seeing too much blood as you pull a fish hook out of your own arm, he’ll be a lot harder to carry to the truck. So yeah, adventurers like first aid kits.

8. H20 Bottles and/or Filters

water filter stocking stuffer idea
Because clear streams still have bugs you can’t see.

You can’t live without water, and yet, I’m pretty sure that drinking directly from streams, rivers, ponds, and mud puddles without filtering the water is an automatic three-day sentence to carrying around toilet paper while you continuously fight a painful ab workout. I’ve heard that sometimes you can drink from clear-flowing mountain streams and get lucky, but if they had produced the LifeStraw Personal Water Filter when I was a kid, I might not have missed so much school.

9. Video

gopro hero stocking stuffer
Because someday he’ll have time to edit the video footage and watch it over and over again.

Usually, the only place my video is suited for is that funniest home video show. If you have a budding adventurer in the home, I’ll wager they want to record all the amazing adventures they go on and post them to YouTube to share with their social networks. Or, if your adventurer is a narcissist, then the GoPro HERO4 Silver Edition will make their jaws drop with joy. Oh, one more thing: If you think your adventurer’s knees are going to give out before he can have them replaced with Wolverine-capable titanium, you might tell him to document his adventures so he has something to wistfully watch from the comfort of his couch well into his golden years.

10. Bike Tools

alien bicycle tool stocking stuffer
Because manly men break things. Especially bikes.

I have more scars from crashing while attempting to bike down mountains than any other sport I partake in. Some consider me an expert crasher. I have mastered the over the handle bars jump, land, and roll technique, which so few can imagine, much less do themselves. Unfortunately, this has had a fairly dramatic impact on my bike. I wish it wouldn’t break so easily. The Topeak Alien II 26-Function Bicycle Tool is a valuable tool for changing the flat tire and repairing the chain. Now if it could only weld aluminum, I would be set.

Still here? No problem! If your manly man is a hunter or backpacker, be sure to check out our:

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